Hello forum. This is our first meeting, and I regret that it must be marred by such a truly devastating revelation. Now, I’m not normally one to complain. But I’m afraid that I simply cannot stand for this.
I recently came across the kanji 万 and was horrified. The mnemonic for this kanji is imagining a bunch of manatees surrounding you, biting you, stinging you and tearing you apart. WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT? Manatees are nice guys that just like to chillax and be friends. If they did happen to surround you , they would probably give you fuzzy manatee kisses with their whiskered manatee mouths. They most certainly would not tear you apart.
In short, this is slander and our friends the manatees deserve better. I rest my case.