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  • #13426

    Rachel
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    One of my students told me yesterday that if you’re about to give a speech and you’re nervous, you should write 人 on your hand three times and then swallow it. Then the people you’re giving the speech to won’t seem so scary, because you just ate three people! Or something like that. Japanese people don’t always know their own traditions very well, which I’m sure can be said about any culture.

    Anyway, I’m gonna go eat some peps and give a speech!

    #13427

    thisiskyle
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    I think it would be harder to give a speech with a bleeding stump wrist…

    #13428

    Rachel
    Member

    Yes, but it would be hard to nervous through all of that excruciating pain.

    No, sorry for my poor use of pronouns. You just gulp down the invisible kanji you stacked up on your hand.

    #13430

    Quufer
    Member

    Either that, or you wave the bloody stump and start your speech with “It takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”

    http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/I_have_just_been_shot

    #13431

    missingno15
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    id just be like hahahaha なんか人間は食べたくない

    まさか、お前 人間を食べることが大好きな者だ!

    #13450

    koichi
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    How does eating something written on your hand work? Do you have to eat your hand, too?

    #13508

    Jason
    Member

    Doesn’t seem all that productive, I think ill pass.. I like my hands.

    #13554

    I like kids, but I can’t eat a whole one.

    #13555

    Rachel
    Member

    Eating People. I should have made this video earlier, to avoid having my online classmates gnaw their hands off. That was irresponsible of me. Sorry.

    • This reply was modified 13 years, 4 months ago by  Rachel.
    #13557

    Hashi
    Member

    That video took a dark turn :p

    #13559

    Rachel, are you supposed to imagine the people you are eating in their underwear?

    #13601

    Rachel
    Member

    Well, I imagine people in their underwear in just about every situation, and it’s gotten me this far in life, so I say go for it.

    #13602

    Words to live by =)

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