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  • #21326

    Freyja
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    “We don’t allow superluminal neutrinos in the bar,” said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.

    #21327

    Sheepy
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    I dug a 掘る

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    #21329

    Tyler
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    Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

    Because if they had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

    #21331

    @Sheepy: Yeah, I like that one too ;D

    I *was* gonna tell a joke about Sodium, but then I thought “Na…”. All the good chemistry jokes Argon from my head, I guess.

    #21717

    Vincent
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    *this only works verbally*

    what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Josb…..it sounds like hose-a and hose-b :p

    go tell it to a friend

    #22112

    Luke
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    Some girl said she knew me from a vegetarian club, but I’ve never met herbivore.

    #22175

    Tori
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    I got this one from my friend: “What does Moses do to prepare his tea?” “Hebrews it.”

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