So, I’ve been working on a translation of a drama series. However, one of the characters is an incorringible punster, and I’m struggling to translate the jokes into English.
In the current episode, the characters are about to draw straws from a tin. The protagonist asks what’s going on, to which this character replies (paraphrased slightly, because I’m translating from Osaka-ben):
くじです。今は五時ですけどね。
The joke, of course, is that くじ meaning “lottery” or “lot” sounds like 九時 meaning “nine o’clock”. Been running through all the synonymns for “lot” in my head to come up with something that sounds like a synonym for “five o’clock”, but I’m coming up blank. Don’t really want to have to resort to a separate translator’s note, so does anyone else have a thought?